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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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heart attack, heart attacks, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, thrombosis, thoracic surgeon, thoracic surgeons, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, platinum, platinum status, platinum statuses, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, upside, upsides, veins, arteries, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'
'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'
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varicose vein, varicose veins, tortuous, enlarged, vein, veins, circulation, circulations, spider vein, spider veins, joke, jokes, word game, word games, pun, puns, bedside manner, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, patient, patients, gp, gps, specialist, joker, jokers"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."
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office, offices, colleague, colleagues, tour, tours, touring, new recruit, new recruits, first day, first days, new job, new jobs, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, work force, mistreat, mistreating, mistreated, break, breaks, not allowed, no breaks, lunch, free lunch, nurse, drip, drips, vein, veins, i.v. line, i.v. lines, liquid food, glucose, overwork, overworked, intravenous therapy, medical, medical procedure, medical procedures, mistreat, mistreating, mistreated, provision, provisions, provided'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'
Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.
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iv drip, iv drips, intravenous drip, intravenous drips, intravenously, veins, vein, fluid, fluids, dollar, dollars, money, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, businessmen, businessman, businesses, making money, executive, executives, office, offices, iv"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, liquors, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunks, patron, patrons, customer, customers, iv, i.v., intravenous, iv drip, iv drips, direct, vein, veins, blood, bloodstream, bloodstreams, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, medicinal, drinking problem, alcohol problem, bottle, bottles, good for the night, alcoholism, alcohol dependence, alcohol abuse, healthcare"You're so vein."
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narcissus, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, vein, veins, vain, vanity, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-esteem, self-esteems, word game, word games, pun, puns, vainness, beauty, reflection, reflections, mirror, mirrors, word-game, word-gamesVincent Vein Gogh.
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vincent van gogh, vein, veins, pun, puns, word-game, word games, word-games, word game, word play, word-play, painters, artists, artistic, anatomy, anatomist, anatomists, blood, painter, artist, oils, landscape, landscapes, impressionist, impressionists, art work'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'
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foot, asleep, sleep, idiom, idioms, circulation, blood circulation, pins and needles, sleeps, sleeping, limb, limbs, feet, bed, beds, circulation problem, circulation problems, vein, veins, arteries, artery, expression, expressions'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'
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anger management, anger managements, vein, veins, pop, pops, popping, popped, therapy, therapies, therapist, therapists, forehead, foreheads, anger, angers, angering, angered, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations'Anatomy lesson today hey? Well, the only thing you really need to learn is where to find the jugular...'
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