Veins Cartoons and Comics

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'

'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

'The anger management is working... there were fewer veins popping in his forehead tonight.'

Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.

Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.

'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'

"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."

"Your blood pressure seems to be on the high side."

"Hi - I'm in the vein."

'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'

'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'

"You should see a doctor about those varicose vines."

Deep Vin Thrombosis.

"You're so vein."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Vincent Vein Gogh.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'Dang, my foot's gone to sleep!'

'The anger management is working... there were only a couple of veins popping on his forehead tonight.'

'Dang. I must've hit the juggler vein.'

'Anatomy lesson today hey? Well, the only thing you really need to learn is where to find the jugular...'