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"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
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Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
"The Doge ate my homework."
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A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
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If an alien from Mars is called a Martian, then is an alien from Venus called a Venetian?
"I don't sing. I do standup."
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Shark appears in the canals of Venice.
"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"
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'Our gondolences on your loss.'
Golf in Venice
A Classic Goldfish Game.
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Studying Tiepolo (Rococo ceiling painter).
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Lugi's Removal Company
Beware of the Doge.
"I get the feeling he's lacking in confidence."
Venetian without the knowledge
'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'
'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'
Formula One Venice