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"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
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Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"
"The Doge ate my homework."
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"How come I never see any tired and cranky Europeans?"
A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.
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"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."
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"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."
"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."
Venus in venice
"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"
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Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
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"Um....No, thanks. We'll take that one."
Death in Venice.
"I say let's wait for the next one."
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"I don't sing. I do standup."
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"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"
Shark appears in the canals of Venice.
"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."
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New York Gondolier
"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."
"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"
"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"
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