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'Probably just a spider bite.'
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"
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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
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"You can hide, but you can't run."
'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'
'It doesn't matter we're not venomous: Most people stay well clear of us anyway...'
"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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"And I thought we were filled with venom."
The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes
A poison pen fights a poison mic.
'Venom is your solution to EVERYTHING!'
'It needs venom.'
"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."
"Yeah, spreading your hood should make you look threatening, but in your case, it makes you look like a love-heart..."
Lifethstyleths of the thspitting cobra thsithsterths.
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He instantly realised that the snake he had stumbled upon wasn't the ordinary, nonvenomous python but the feared Monty Python. However, impervious to British humor, Walter walked away unscathed.
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'Don't hurt it.'
'Yeah, well if you're non-venomous, why do you have the Poison Control Center on speed dial?'
'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'
'Name yer poison, gents!'
'Hey stranger: Are you a squeezy-type or a bity-type?'
Snake charmer bitten one too many times has extended His Pungi.
'I hope I'm not poisonous... I just bit my tongue.'