Venture Capitalist Cartoons and Comics

'It's a venture capitalist.'

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Businessman feeding the vultures

Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

Ben Pasternak

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

'My error, sir. On the phone I thought you said 'venture' capitalist.'

"Your business plan is very interesting, but I'm a venture capitalist, not a compulsive gambler!"

"We have the concept, but we can't really do anything without investors."

Misadventure Capitalist

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"It is really not repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money".

"I was a venture capitalist. This is my venture."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'The secret of my business success? Well, "Charge Ahead" I would guess...'

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"Help the poor kids or help the poor workers,poor stockholders, poor venture captialists..."

"We're looking for a whizz-kid who can whizz-up a fast million without kidding anybody"

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'