Verbs Cartoons and Comics

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'Steno Keypads 50% OFF' 'So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs.'

Grammarian.

'Poor Oog ??" his wife invented imperative verbs.'

Grammarian - Meow, Meows, Meowing, Meowed.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I'm pretty sure it's not against your religion to conjugate a verb."

Compact Cars

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs."

'Of course the Mexican economy moves slower than ours -- they have to stop to conjugate all those verbs.'

"We're waiting on forensic testing, but we think he may be an alien."

Here lays John Spinks - Scholar and Pedant who fought and lost his last battle against misuse of 'Lay' a transitive verb.

Election Speech Writer

Wordplay: Verbs.

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

'That's right. I said, 'in this house contact is not a verb'.'

'Call the Nurse...I just split an Infinitive.'

'Of course the Mexican economy moves slower than ours -- they have to stop to conjugate all those verbs.'