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"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
A dog scratches swastikas off.
Tags:flea, fleas, flearidden, flea-ridden, vermin, flea ridden, swastika, swastikas, nazi symbol, symbols, symbolism, metaphor, metaphors, dog, dogs, pet, pets, scratch, scratching, irritate, irritation, irritating, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, irritant, irritants, neonazi, neonazis, neo-nazi, neo-nazis
"To the better mousetrap."
A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
'Steve hates getting ticks.'
"I told your parents I would convert."
"This is probably how they keep getting in."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, vermin, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, human, humans, person, people, door, front door, doors, front doors, home, homes, houses, houses, couple, couples, keep getting in, enter, real estate, property, properties
Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
Tags:cat, cats, mouse, mice, mousehold, hole, holes, pet, pets, vermin, vermins, rodent, rodents, rocket, rockets, torpedo, torpedoes, missile, missiles, missile launch, bomb, bombs, war, weapons, weapon, weaponry, weapons of mass destruction, womd, violence, machinery of war, war machine, war machines, desperate measures, defend, defending, defense, defence, defensive
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
'It's just until the head lice problem at school clears up.'
Well-Dressed Foot Sticks Out Of Mouse-Hole To The Bemusement Of The Cat
'The pandemic is here!!!'
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
"Right now, they think they have a mouse."
"Larry! Swine flu!"
Tags:swine fly, bird flu, flying pig, flying pigs, pigs might fly, feed the birds, feeding the birds, vermin, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeon, disease, diseases, disease carrier, disease carriers, city park, city parks, city life, modern times, modern life, modern attitudes, mythical creature, mythical creatures, low risk
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
Tags:raccoon, raccoons, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, vermin, vermin, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions, racoon, racoons, coon, coons, trash diving, trash diver, trash-diving, trash-divers
"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, gregor samsa, animals, animal, bug, bugs, vermin, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroaches, kafka, kafkaesque, shopping channel, channel, television, consumerism, consumerist, invert, inverted
"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, pigeon, pigeons, city, cities, city park, city parks, urban, urban life, city life, central park, vermin, telling a joke, telling jokes, feed the bird, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, park bench, park benches, affront, affronts, affronted, affronting, rude, rudeness
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, poop, poops, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, scatology, scatologist, scatologists, excrement, feces, faeces, scatological study, scatological studies, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, scatological humour, new york, new york city, ny, nyc
"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
Tags:outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, naturist, naturists, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries
"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"
Tags:pigeon, pigeons, vermin, park, parks, city park, city parks, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, feed the birds, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, restaurateur, waiter, waiters, restaurant owner, restaurant owners, central park, manhattan, serve, serving, eating out, dining out, pumpkin seed, pumpkin seeds, bird seed, bird feed, overkill, over-kill, over do, over done, over-do, over done, excess, excessive, making a fuss, city, cities, urban, urban life, city life
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Tags:pied piper, the pied piper, the pied piper of hamelin, rats, vermin, rat, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, gramercy park, city park, city parks, park, parks, new york, new york city, nyc, ny, manhattan, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tales, fairy tales, coming home, going home, modern life, modern times
'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'