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"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"I only mouse after I've exhausted all diplomatic channels."
A dog scratches swastikas off.
Tags:flea, fleas, flearidden, flea-ridden, vermin, flea ridden, swastika, swastikas, nazi symbol, symbols, symbolism, metaphor, metaphors, dog, dogs, pet, pets, scratch, scratching, irritate, irritation, irritating, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, irritant, irritants, neonazi, neonazis, neo-nazi, neo-nazis
"To the better mousetrap."
'Steve hates getting ticks.'
A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
"I put the MINT in varmint."
Tags:mint, mints, varmint, varmints, snake, snakes, rattlesnake, rattlesnakes, proud, pride, wild animal, wild animals, vermin, vermins, ego, egotistical, gloat, gloats, gloating, gloated, boast, boasted, boasting, boasts, show-off, showing off, shows off, showed off, take credit, takes credit, taking credit, took credit
"I told your parents I would convert."
"This is probably how they keep getting in."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, vermin, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, human, humans, person, people, door, front door, doors, front doors, home, homes, houses, houses, couple, couples, keep getting in, enter, real estate, property, properties
Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
Tags:cat, cats, mouse, mice, mousehold, hole, holes, pet, pets, vermin, vermins, rodent, rodents, rocket, rockets, torpedo, torpedoes, missile, missiles, missile launch, bomb, bombs, war, weapons, weapon, weaponry, weapons of mass destruction, womd, violence, machinery of war, war machine, war machines, desperate measures, defend, defending, defense, defence, defensive
Well-Dressed Foot Sticks Out Of Mouse-Hole To The Bemusement Of The Cat
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
'It's just until the head lice problem at school clears up.'
'The pandemic is here!!!'
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
"Do they know we're rats?"
"Right now, they think they have a mouse."
"Larry! Swine flu!"
Tags:swine fly, bird flu, flying pig, flying pigs, pigs might fly, feed the birds, feeding the birds, vermin, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeon, disease, diseases, disease carrier, disease carriers, city park, city parks, city life, modern times, modern life, modern attitudes, mythical creature, mythical creatures, low risk
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, gregor samsa, animals, animal, bug, bugs, vermin, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroaches, kafka, kafkaesque, shopping channel, channel, television, consumerism, consumerist, invert, inverted
"When they stay home, we stay out!"
Tags:rat, rats, rodent, rodents, take over, takes over, taking over, vermin, quarantine, quarantines, quarantining, covid-19, coronavirus, covid, corona virus, social isolation, pest, pests, desertion, pest control, exterminator, exterminators, extermination, infestation, infestations, infest, infests, infesting, protest, protests, protesting, rallying, rally, rallies
"What's gray and dumpy and sits on a park bench?"
Tags:ageism, ageist, ageists, pigeon, pigeons, city, cities, city park, city parks, urban, urban life, city life, central park, vermin, telling a joke, telling jokes, feed the bird, feeding the birds, feed the pigeons, feeding the pigeons, insult, insulting, insulted, insults, park bench, park benches, affront, affronts, affronted, affronting, rude, rudeness
New York Scatological Society
Tags:doorman, doormen, door man, door men, poo, poos, bird poo, bird poop, pigeon, pigeons, vermin, pigeon poo, excrement, feces, faeces, toilet humour, scientist, scientists, society, societies, examine, examining, fascinated, fascination, fascinations, poo on shoe, stepping in poo, stepped in poo, excretion, excretions, new york, new york city, ny, nyc