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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
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Look who's religious all of a sudden
'...Jack fell down, and broke his crown, and Jill spent hours telling the insurance man, it wasn't a pre-existing condition.'
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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'
"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."
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"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"
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"The procedure took twelve and a half hours, during which time our team of doctors was able to put Mr. Dumpty together again."
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The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.
'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'
An early case of identity theft
'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'
'The teacher suggests you to study biology and religion on different days. There are no verses in the heart nor ventricles in the Bible.'
'Death, where is thy Sting?'
Many clouds in the sky. They ask: 'What's all this lonely as a cloud business?'
Shear Poetry,,,poem sheared into sheep wool,
'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'
Bookstore with two shelves: Free verse & Costly verse (starting at $29.95)
"I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew..." "Dude."
"I'm sure you're a very talented Mr Lear...but this is quite frankly nonsense."
Beware of Doggerel
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"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."