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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men
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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
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"Good morning, Mr. Kessler. You look nice and cool today."
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"A velvet waistcoat, top hat, buckskin pantaloons, patent leather boots, and silk bowtie. What are you wearing?"
ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.
'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
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"Does this new vest make me look fat?"
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"Mopping up free radicals with cranberry juice - is that your big anti-terrorist idea of the day?"
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'Save your ammo, Lou. They're wearing flak jackets.'
"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"
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Journalists in Dangerous Areas
'You look silly in tank tops, Stephen. I don't care if sunshine on your shoulders makes you happy.'
'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'
Santa enters American airspace!
"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."
As ever it was impossible to avoid the unsightliness of the vested interests.
'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'
'Put on a shirt - The Pope is coming to dinner'
'Sorry sir, we don't stock pin stripe underwear.'
'When I said, 'Fully Vested In 5 Years,' I meant, you get a vest.'
'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'
'Tell me the truth - Does this bullet-proof vest make me look fat?'