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"The dog's fine, but there's a lump in your wallet that needs to be removed."
'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'
'But being rich is no excuse not to pay your bill.'
'Didn't I have you put down last week?'
"I can't give you any of this, boy. I couldn't afford the vet's fees."
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'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'
Dog at Vets
'Yes, it probably is a lot to spend on a cat,...
'Oh, you won $1000 on the fight, did you?...
'Would you give a special discount to a highly neurotic hypochondriac woman...
'I hope the bill I sent you last month didn't have anything to do with the increase in your fees."
'The bill includes the visit, medication and one pair of pants.'
'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'
'No matter how many eggs you give me to pay off your bill the government will get half anyway."
'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'
'Twice more around the field, Doc, and my plowin's all done!'
I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...
'Pay the bill in trade, as usual, Doc?'
'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'
'You said she was pregnant! I said she was constipated!...'
'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'
'How much does a spay cost?'
'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'
'Sorry, Sir, but it is unethical to extend credit, because if I don't get paid, that means I'm working for less than my colleagues...
'We won't be able to pay you for what you did, Doctor...'