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No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...
'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
Infectious Disease Treatment Area
'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'
'Okay, so his hair is gone! But look how great his SKIN looks!'
'Upper Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth... Lower Jaw: Canine tooth, canine tooth...'
'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'
'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'
'Well, let's see... looks like she's got six lives left, which is quite good for a 9 year old cat.'
Veterinary drive thrus.
"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."
"When did you say the other veterinary is back?"
Veterinarian waiting room.
'I've got hemorrhoids . . . baaad!'
'She's got a speech impediment.'
'A vet? No, I'm just trying to find my golf ball!'
'Don't worry these pills will make you feel bullish.'
'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'
'I hate to treat parrots.'
The new pet lobster craze
'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'
'While you're here, Doctor...'
"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"