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'But hey, who am I to complain?'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
'OK... Ms. McCloskey and Duncan. Says here you think Duncan may have separation anxiety.'
No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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Dog Plastic Surgery.
'I'm sorry, does that say $777? It should be $111. I mistakenly calculated your bill in dog dollars.'
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
A dog getting neutered.
'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'
Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...
Dog learning to dribble without looking.
'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'
'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'
'I had my vet put down. He was over 23!'
Why pets need vets.
'You're lucky you can't read.'
Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'
Man On Bear's Lap In Vet Clinic
'Seven birthday cakes a year is playing havoc with your cholesterol.'
"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"
'Now look at this. This is interesting!'
'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'
'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'