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Pet Vaccinations Today.
'Yesterday we ran a CBC, a BUN, a liver profile...
Man cannot afford veterinary treatment for dog so attempts to administer an injection himself.
'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'
'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...
'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'
'That's old Doc Reinow! Forty years practicing...
'Did you learn a lot of new things at the conference, Doctor?'
'But being rich is no excuse not to pay your bill.'
'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'
'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'
"What have you done with the doctor?"
Bear in veterinary practice.
'He's a brilliant diagnostician, but he has a lousy personality...
'Stop it! Hair on a veterinarian's suit is a sign of success!'
'Let's see...fever, rhinorrhea, chorea...Aha! canine distemper!'
'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...
'We call him 'Herpes' because he won't heal!'
Cat and Dog Fights.
'On second thought, Doctor, I think it would be better to just put her to sleep.'
'We'll have to drop the series about the vet, Sid....'
'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'
'I'm selling leashes and collars again, to survive the competition....