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"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'
'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'
'Scalpel, dammit! Scalpel!'
'What do you do with the baby while you're working, Doctor?'
'Is it an emergency?'
'Use this in both eyes, three times daily.'
'When are you going to line your x-ray room with lead, Doctor?'
'Is the little rubber ball that's been missing about this big?'
'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'
'I've run every labroratory test in the book and I'm happy to tell you that everything came out normal. There's nothing wrong with the bull."
'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'
'His number must be listed, Operator....
'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?
'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?
We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...
'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'
'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'
'What makes you think he's got worms?'
'I've got hemorrhoids . . . baaad!'
'Trust me, 20 minutes on a warm lap and your blood pressure will drop like a rock.'
'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'
'Every time I eat hay, I get hay fever.'
'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Soifer, on the other side of town. He doesn't know much about cats and dogs, but he's GREAT with monkeys!"
'I'd like to have her spayed and neutered!'