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'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'
'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?
We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...
'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'
'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'
'His number must be listed, Operator....
'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?
'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'
'What makes you think he's got worms?'
'I've got hemorrhoids . . . baaad!'
'Trust me, 20 minutes on a warm lap and your blood pressure will drop like a rock.'
Cat and Dog Fights.
'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'
'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...
'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'
'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...
'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'
'Where should I put the proctoscope, Doctor?'
'Do I get a refund on his neutering operation?'
Run Away Vet Truck.
Pat! Pat! Pat!
'Oh, Doctor! Did he hurt you?'