Vets Bill Cartoons and Comics

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

"Oh, the kids were delighted to see me back, however, Master almost had a fit when he saw the vet's bill..."

"I can't give you any of this, boy. I couldn't afford the vet's fees."

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three labratory profiles...'

'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'

'I hope the bill I sent you last month didn't have anything to do with the increase in your fees."

'No matter how many eggs you give me to pay off your bill the government will get half anyway."

'The bill includes the visit, medication and one pair of pants.'

'Are you the vet who advertises the $20 spays in the phone book?'

"Certainly it's an expensive operation but it will make Taffy well..."

'Oh, so you think of her as the DOWN PAYMENT on my car,,,'

'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....

Why are you charging me? You didn't do anything but look at him...'

'That's true, it would be cheaper to call a plumber....

'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'

'Aaah! All haltered and ready for me!...

'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...

I'll come by Friday to pay the bill.

'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'

'Sorry, Sir, but it is unethical to extend credit, because if I don't get paid, that means I'm working for less than my colleagues...

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'