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'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'
'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three labratory profiles...'
'Wait...Sir...It's customary to pay for services when rendered!'
'I hope the bill I sent you last month didn't have anything to do with the increase in your fees."
'No matter how many eggs you give me to pay off your bill the government will get half anyway."
'The bill includes the visit, medication and one pair of pants.'
'Are you the vet who advertises the $20 spays in the phone book?'
Why are you charging me? You didn't do anything but look at him...'
'That's true, it would be cheaper to call a plumber....
'Let's see now...Call, two shillings;...
I'll come by Friday to pay the bill.
'Yes, that IS a lot of money for just a spay...
'It will cost $1000 to spay your dog, Ma'am, but call me again tomorrow at my office....
'Aaah! All haltered and ready for me!...
'Do you believe in signs, Sir?'
I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...
'You'll find that Doctor has his own method of dealing with deadbeats!'
'As long as you're looking, let me know when the sign is right for getting paid.'
'Pay the bill in trade, as usual, Doc?'
'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'
'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."
'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'
'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'
'We won't be able to pay you for what you did, Doctor...'