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"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."
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"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."
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"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."
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'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'
'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'
"What does God do with all that prayer data?"
'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
'The love of money is the root of all evil? Is that the whole treasurer's report?'
"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."
"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."
'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'
"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."
'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'
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'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."
"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."
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