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"Damn it, Robinson! You call this a plan of action worthy of a great people?"
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"Dole—who needs him? Kemp—forget it! Bush—are you kidding? Dukakis—gimme a break! Babbitt—who? Biden—no way! Haig—don't make me laugh!"
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"It's Al Gore."
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How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.
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'...Why that young Whippersnapper...!'
Dan Quayle's Three Steps to a Better America
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"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."
Donald Trump and co.
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"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"
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"Then it is agreed. The problem's not our fault, because the country's run by low-level bureaucrats."
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M. Peabody, V.P. Mind officially closed since 1975.
"I happen to be one of those who do NOT hold with the view that Dan Quayle is less than mediocre."
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"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"
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Vice President in Charge of Block
"Forget that! We've just been hired to reinvent Al Gore."
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"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."
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"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."
"Waiter, there's some Pence in my shit."
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'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'
"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."
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'You're probably all wondering who I've promoted to VP of sales!'