Vice President Cartoons and Comics

"Damn it, Robinson! You call this a plan of action worthy of a great people?"

"Dole—who needs him? Kemp—forget it! Bush—are you kidding? Dukakis—gimme a break! Babbitt—who? Biden—no way! Haig—don't make me laugh!"

"It's Al Gore."

How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.

'...Why that young Whippersnapper...!'

Dan Quayle's Three Steps to a Better America

"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."

"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"

"Then it is agreed. The problem's not our fault, because the country's run by low-level bureaucrats."

M. Peabody, V.P. Mind officially closed since 1975.

Joe Biden

"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"

Vice President in Charge of Block

"Forget that! We've just been hired to reinvent Al Gore."

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."

"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

Al Gore

'You're probably all wondering who I've promoted to VP of sales!'

"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."

Joe Biden

Guru, Inc: VP Parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'