Vice Presidents Cartoons and Comics

"Damn it, Robinson! You call this a plan of action worthy of a great people?"

"Dole—who needs him? Kemp—forget it! Bush—are you kidding? Dukakis—gimme a break! Babbitt—who? Biden—no way! Haig—don't make me laugh!"

"It's Al Gore."

Dan Quayle's Three Steps to a Better America

"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."

"Dad, who runs the country if anything happens to the Vice-President?"

"Then it is agreed. The problem's not our fault, because the country's run by low-level bureaucrats."

"I happen to be one of those who do NOT hold with the view that Dan Quayle is less than mediocre."

Joe Biden

"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"

Vice President in Charge of Block

"Forget that! We've just been hired to reinvent Al Gore."

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"Then we agree! We're doing the best job that can be done considering that the country's ungovernable."

"Take it from me, madam—the passing years can only add to the value of this Spiro T. Agnew standing hall clock."

"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."

Joe Biden

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"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."

"Just give me a minute, Mr. Vice-President, and I'll try to explain the difference between contributions to the Nature Conservancy and greens fees."

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

Vice President of the moral high-ground

"Any of you guys noticing a Dick Cheney effect on your damn vice presidents?"

"I'm fine eating alone with a woman who is not my wife, at least since the body cam."