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Motivation for children to eat their vegetables.
'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'
'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'
"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."
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'You wanted wireless video gaming? You got it. Now, go outside and play.'
An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.
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'I don't know if I like our son playing violent video games.'
Witches and Their Drones
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'Baking is my video gaming.'
Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'
Leaning tower of pizza boxes.
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Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.
'Here's where Wii lets you choose traditional baseball, or you can select the 'Virtual Steroids' option and hit a ton more home runs.'
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'I've seen my brother make it bounce. I guess the batteries in the game controller are dead.'
Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!
"I don't like these video games. They're too violent...too loud...and worst of all, you don't have to use your imagination!"
"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."
"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"
"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"
"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"
'Do you ever think Mature is kind of an odd way to classify video games?'
"Baldo, now I'm worried. You've been working and working...and you still don't have much money saved up."
"What are we doing today?"
"How will I pay for life's necessities?"