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"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'
'This show is too boring to watch I think I'll tape it.'
VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'
"I'm 3,476 video tapes old."
'It said 'new in box' 'unopened' and 'never used'. It didn't mention 'run over by a car in the store parking lot'.'
"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"
'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'
'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'
'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."
'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'
"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"
'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'
'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'
'Richard's very stubborn.'
'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'
'This is a big seller. It automatically searches for a records all the trash you tell your friends you never watch.'
'Watch 'Match of the Day' in the morning,lover boy- I'm recording it!'
'Right, are we all set for our holiday?'
"We never miss the daytime cookery shows - here's one I taped earlier..."
Child as technical advisor
"Act your age and let him programme the video"