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"We've run out of tapes. Do you think we'll ever want to watch Ollie North's testimony again?"
'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'
"I'm 3,476 video tapes old."
'It said 'new in box' 'unopened' and 'never used'. It didn't mention 'run over by a car in the store parking lot'.'
"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"
'No, son, Big Brother can't watch everything...that's why he has a DVR.'
'How to program a VCR? Dude, I've got to get dad out of retirement for that one!'
'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'
"I shouldn't have to pay you for showing me how to record a programme."
'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'
'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'
'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'
'Richard's very stubborn.'
'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'
'Watch 'Match of the Day' in the morning,lover boy- I'm recording it!'
'Right, are we all set for our holiday?'
Child as technical advisor
"We never miss the daytime cookery shows - here's one I taped earlier..."
"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"
"Hmm....these Earthlings don't seem impressed with out gift of Betamax video recorders..."