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"Big deal, so I forgot to rewind the tape. What are you going to do, lock me up and force me to watch it backward?"
'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'
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"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."
'He doesn't like modern movies so he rents blank video tapes.'
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'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'
'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'
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god, video store, video game, video games, universes, galaxies, universe, galaxy, galactic, zone free, creation, genesis, bible, video shop, video shops, video stores, computer game, computer games, deity, deities, gods, religious, creator, creators'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'
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'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'
Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'
'Why didn't you marry someone who owned a video store?'
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