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"Big deal, so I forgot to rewind the tape. What are you going to do, lock me up and force me to watch it backward?"
'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'
The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.
"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."
'Got any road movies?'
'He doesn't like modern movies so he rents blank video tapes.'
'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'
"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."
'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'
'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'
God at the Galalactic Videostore
'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'
'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'
'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'
"Do you have that one with George Sanders...?"
'You rented Star Wars? Dad, you're so retro!'
Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"
Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'
'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'
Man in video store sees video entitled: 'Police, violence, camera, legal action.'
'Why didn't you marry someone who owned a video store?'
"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"
"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"
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