Video Shops Cartoons and Comics

'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

'Got any road movies?'

'He doesn't like modern movies so he rents blank video tapes.'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

Lawyer's cut.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'You rented Star Wars? Dad, you're so retro!'

Blue video.

'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'

'Why didn't you marry someone who owned a video store?'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."