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Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

'Busy day?'

'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'

The Nantucket Treatment Center for people pathologically incapable of picking out an even halfway good movie at a video store.

"Oh, I don't watch these exercise videos. I get my excercise by walking here to rent one and then returning it."

'Got any road movies?'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

Lawyer's cut.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'I finished this book. How do I rewind it?'

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'

Man holding up a video store with a magnet.

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I'm sorry I don't date during sweeps week.'

'You rented Star Wars? Dad, you're so retro!'

'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'

Blue video.

'You recommended 'Dumb and Dumber' the last time I was here!'