Viewers Cartoons and Comics

"The networks are losing share and you sit there reading?"

"Sometimes I think there are too many good things on Channel 13."

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'Why is it all repeats?'

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"And now for a rebuttal."

'There's nothing on.'

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

"It's a programme about people watching a programme about a programme where people watch TV..."

"No. 62. Stand still, count to ten, slowly walk toward painting, stop, lean forward, count to ten, step backward twelve paces, cross your arms, stroke your chin, count to fifteen. Put your hands behind your back, step forward five paces, nod your head and

"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."

'It's a follow up to the Railway Children complaint. They're concerned that watching Bill and Ben encourages the use of pot.'

"WHatever happened to mutual cooperation for the good of the country?"

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

"Gosh, that guy would make a wonderful chauffeur."

Sorry You Have Temporarily Lost Your Audience

'Do you think this reality TV craze is ever going to end?'

"The battle for ratings points will continue following this appeal for consumer dollars."