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"There goes one strange cow."
"It's about time they settled down and razed a village."
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Tags:funeral, funerals, death, dead, die, died, viking funeral, viking, vikings, nordic, nord, history, historical, ancient, ancient history, oar, oars, boat, boats, shield, shields, row, rowing, fire, fired, fires, set on fire, alight, hearse, hearses, funerary, respect, respectful, burial, burials, buried
Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'
'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
Tags:masculine, masculinity, straw, straws, teeth whitening, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, tooth whitening, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, cosmetic, cosmetics, surgeon, surgeons, dentist, dentists, celebrity, celebrities, viking, vikings, warrior, warriors, ale, ales, tavern, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Wait! is it 'Serve from the left, clear from the right' or the other way around?"
Really Early Vikings
Don't like my slave mastering call 1-800-scream.
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
"Little do they realize we no longer serve good King Frederick the Peacemaker but his son, Olav the Homicidal Maniac."
Tags:pillage, pillaging, pillager, pillagers, viking, vikings, viking warrior, viking warriors, regime change, regime changes, peacemaker, peacemakers, king, kings, warrior, warriors, raping and pillaging, raid, raids, hostile force, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, political leader, leadership style, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
"Did you know that 'decimate' means kill just one out of every ten?"
Tags:decimate, decimates, decimating, decimation, one in ten, historical, definition, definitions, define, defines, defining, conquest, conquests, takeover, takeovers, pillage, pillages, viking, vikings, rome, roman, romans, linguistics, etymology, etymologies, vocabulary, vocabulary word, vocabulary words, overzealous, overdo it, overdoing it, linguist, linguists, linguistics, english, english teacher, historian, historians
'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'
Tags:history, historical, king, king canute, canute's vow, canute, viking, vikings, english, england, english history, politics, political, parallel, parallels, george w bush, george bush, bush, clapping, aide, aides, yes men, yes man, government, governance, policy, tax, taxes, taxing, taxation, economy, economic, no new taxes, stupid, stupidity, ignorant, ignorance, america, american
Vlad the Employer
Tags:prince, wallachia, ruler, rulers, vlad dracula, vlad the impaler, employer, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, employers, employment, employee, employee, interview, interviews, interviewee, manager, managers, management, hiring, hired, hiring manager, boss, history, historical, historical figure, historical figures, viking, vikings
'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'
"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."
'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'
How to win friends and influence people,
'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).
Model Ship with Galley Slaves