Viking Invasion Cartoons and Comics

A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain

Viking Loch Ness

'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'

"Yoiks! Come winter it's back to the Ikea factory!"

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Oh, good! Maybe they brought some of those nice open faced sandwiches."

The Happy Ship

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking House

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

'And make sure you leave things as they are.'

"PILLAGE Erik! Rape and PILLAGE."

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

"Whose idea was it to pillage a zen garden?"

"...and on line 14 you claim 42 arrows and a battle ax as pillaging expenses, but on line 50 you claim them again under arsenal depreciation."

"Good news, folks! Your village is now eligible for our aid program. Just fill out these forms."

You've got mail.