Vino Cartoons and Comics

Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'

'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'The $1.5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad, if they expressed it in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild.'

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

"I didn't know what you were serving, so I brought both Red and White."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'You're always complaining that red wine gives you bad breath, so I added mouthwash.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

'Okay, which one of you fellers gets the Trockenbeerenauslese?'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'