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"I make it myself!"
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'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
Don't do it Alice! That Bordeaux's from the great vintage year of 1982!
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'Man...You age great!'
"Any wine preference other than how well stocks did that years?"
-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.
"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"
"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."
Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)
'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'
'If you can identify this wine, not only will you earn Super Sommelier Certification, you'll also get onto Seal Team 6.'
'Can you suggest a vintage that would go well with a thong?'
'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'
Wine from all regions.
"Vintage French '59 - a good year."
'Yeah, yeah, yeah; two years in French oak; warm days; cool summer nights. What the heck's the alcohol level?'
'Oh yes, a younger vintage suits me just fine.'
'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'
A very fine vintage
'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'
'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'
'For your birthday you want a bottle of wine from the year you were born? I didn't think 1804 was a particularly good year.'
'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'