Vintner Cartoons and Comics

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"That's between me and my vintner."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"Notice the quintessential aroma of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up in Italy."

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

Wine: New and Old.

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'I was working as a wine taster until the boss fired me for not drinking on the job.'

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'

'Sid uses all 10,000 grape types in his homemade wine. It's a great way to spread the blame.'

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

'I brew it myself.'

'It's your wife; she wants you to pick something up.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'