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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws
'Alright, have it your way... violent crime is down.'
"Hold it right there!"
Tags:caught red handed, criminal, criminals, attempted murder, violent crime, violent crimes, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, stabbed, police officer, police officers, police, policeman, policemen, law enforcement, evidence, compelling evidence, mayoral election, mayoral elections, mayoral race, mayoral races, political corruption, ballot box, police failing, police failings
"Goodness, no! I'm returning it."
"This is a stickup. I have an accordion and I'm not afraid to use it."
Tags:bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, accordion, accordions, armed robber, armed robbers, armed robbery, armed robberies, stickup, stick up, stick-up, stickups, stick ups, musical instrument, musical instruments, accordion player, accordion players, violent crime, violent crimes, criminal, criminals
What a coincidence! I'm a teacher in an inner-city comprehensive too.
'Selfishness is a virtue!'
"From the violent nature of the multiple stab wounds, I'd say the victim was probably a consultant."
Tags:detective, dectives, detective inspector, detective inspectors, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, crime scene, crime scenes, murder scene, murder scenes, murder, murdered, violent crime, violent crimes, consultant, consultants, hated professions, hated profession, annoying professions, annoying profession, hate, hates, dislike, dislikes, workplace dispute, workplace disputes, work
'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, october, november, thanksgiving, thanksgivings, halloween, halloweens, turkey, turkeys, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack o' lantern, jack o' lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, decoration, decorations, murder, murders, violent crime, violent crimes
"It's cold-blooded murder!"
Don't turn. I have a gun aimed at you. Hand over your wallet!
"Don't be nervous. My considerate manner got me the highest rating from the Better Business Bureau."
'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'
'Pssst! Hey!... I think that's a t-shirt gun.'
"Empty the cash drawer, but keep 15% for withholding!"
Violent Crime Statistics
THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOOTING
Appeal for witnesses - Look! A Police Officer is in this area.
Sale of weapons and death
'Don't pull any funny stuff. Under the 'Stand your ground' law, if you threaten me, I have the right to protect myself.'
"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."
"Rocco, are you listening?"