Vip Cartoons and Comics

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

The Way It Should Be

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."

"Do you have a reservation?"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

"Would you sign this for me?"

Visualize Inert Peace.

A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet

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"Welcome to the heaven for the top one percent, sir."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

'Do you have a royalty card?'

'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

Two gravestones sit next to each other in a cemetery; the small one reads "Kramer 1902-1976 R.I.P." and the large one reads "Sanderson 1906-1981 V.I.P.".

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

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Mimes sit in VIP members area in a community library.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'Less important people...'