Vips Cartoons and Comics

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

The Way It Should Be

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."

"Do you have a reservation?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

"Would you sign this for me?"

A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet

Authorized Personnel Only

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"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

Golf Club

Mimes sit in VIP members area in a community library.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

'Less important people...'

'In order to have a chance with the Chinese contract we had to slash your hourly rates.'

'I'm still very important aren't I?'

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

As far as Jane is concerned, EVERY customer is treated like ROYALTY.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

"They can go in there and we can't. Makes them feel important."

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Who's reading?

Top dog. Big deal. He'd give it up in a heartbeat for a good belly rub.