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"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'
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No Room at the Inn
"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."
Can Jesus come out and pray?
"Some wise men...you'd think one of them would have thought of diapers."
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The Assumption of Mary
"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"
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Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'
"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"
"You don't understand, doc...Every time something goes wrong it's naturally MY fault."
'Did you keep the receipt?'
'Jesus keeps saying, 'To the Lord, a thousand years is like a day.' Then, when I ask him to clean his room, he tells me he'll get to it 'in a second.' By my calculations, he's not going to do it for 5 days, 9 hours, 19 minutes, and 13 seconds.'
The first and last male sponsored baby shower.
"Actually ours started walking on water at nine months."
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"Is it true that my client was forced to say twenty Hail Marys after you coerced a false confession from him?"
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"The Ford will give you a son, and you will call him a manual."
Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.
"It's nothing to do with me neither mate!!"
'For the last time, the conception was immaculate! You don't hear me asking where you were that night!'
'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'
What really happened to the Virgin Mary.
'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'
Jesus: the childhood years.
"Tia Carmen, if you want to improve your odds, there are certain strategies you can take. Like tracking, wheeling, pooling...."
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