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"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."
"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."
'Every time I have a crush on a girl, she gets thrown into the volcano.'
Uncle Sam sacrificing the Ukraine to Fascism.
"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"
"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."
"I'm all for appeasing the gods...but you of all people should know I'm no virgin!"
"We need a new virgin."
"Due to an unexpected layover on the journey up here, we regretfully inform the gods, that due to a technicality, they'll need to find another virgin."
"Unbelievable! I could never harm a child!"
"The Volcano God told me to tell you he's gay."
"Apparently, it was a fairytale wedding...."