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"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
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"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."
"I want bigger virgins."
"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."
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"No, I don't want to go to the Virgin Islands. I get enough of that at home."
Jack and Jennifer
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"The goddesses want some young dudes."
"No husband. No boyfriends. It's been so damn long, I'm reverting to virginity."
Burglar asked to open chastity belt
'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'
"Sorry padre...Fred just can't wait to go to bed!"
"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."
Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
"And you're quite sure I'm the first?"
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"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."
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Mary being offered a caesarian section to remain a virgin
'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'
'You understand this is no ordinary derivate. If you default, you'll owe us 200 virgins per share.'
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Fangs ain't what they use to be.
"No, I said I was a Virginian."
'Looks like the gods in white coats want another sacrificial virgin.'