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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
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"You fix it by buying a new one."
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"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
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'Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?'
"You should take it easy for a while, Mr. Harner. You've been infected by the virus of hate."
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'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'
The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"You have a 24-hour virus -- of course, you'll be dead by then."
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Health care reform
"I told him not to click on it."
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'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'
'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
"On the other hand, he never takes a sick day."
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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'
'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'
Scientists discover a new Superbug
'Interesting... From the way you describe it, it's almost as though the flu has... 'gone viral,' per se.'