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'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'
"How about this line?"
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Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.
Groucho Glasses Eye Test
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"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."
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"You really need bifocals. Then you can read the fine print and see the big picture, too."
"Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind."
"Government requires that we lower the bar."
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"So how to you know I'm an optician?"
"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"
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"The bad news is that you have too many eyes. The good news is that they're like limpid pools."
A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."
HDTV has improved my life...to really appreciate it I finally got stronger glasses!
'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'
'How do these glasses feel?'
Eye test for dogs.
Unscrupulous practices in ophthalmology.
"This is not a good start, is it!"
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"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."
"... and now read the fourth line, please."
"How about the second line?"
I NEED GLASSES