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'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
Demon vacation company
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"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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'I'm going to make a house call, Miss Hamill. I'm going home.'
'My wife says I take all the romance out of our conjugal visits.'
warning signs on a house
'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'
Beware of the Dog Hair.
'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'
'Roger hates goodbyes.'
'My kids never come to visit me. Giving them a fake address sure did work.'
'Will you get down from there! My mother isn't coming after all.'
No visitors today.
'This is just a preliminary visit. My web site, grimreaper.com, will fill you in on any future details.'
My son never calls or visits me.
'Sorry to drop in on you like this.'
...But don't et the door hit you on the way out.
'We just stopped by to say hello.'
Spend your money & leave.
'Does the pope have an agenda for his visit to America?'
'My list is on the CD.'
'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'
'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'