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'You never take me anywhere.'
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"The cat misses licking your hair."
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"How do I get an outside line?"
Chicken visiting hours
Visitation Day at the Bug Jar
"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."
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'It's like caller ID. You get to see who's calling before you pick up.'
"It seems like only yesterday you were a juvenile offender."
Crash test dummy in hospital
'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'
"Someone to see you!"
"When are visiting hours?"
"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, x-ray, x ray, x rays, x-rays, visitors, medicine, visiting hour, visiting time, visiting times, hospital food, patient, patients, illnesses, broken bone, illness, recovery, bone scan, broken bones, car accident, accident, illness, health, dude, surfing, surf, surfer, surfers, beach, life's a beach
'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'
Angels visiting inmates of hell.
'You can visit your mum in Ward C from 2 am until 3, Ward D from 3 until 5 am then it'll be Ward C until 6 and the corridor after that...'
'Is my wife in there?'
"Honey, pick up. I know you're there."
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"Psst ... I hid a file in the cake."
"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."
"Officer, wrong number."