Visiting Times Cartoons and Comics

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'You can visit your mum in Ward C from 2 am until 3, Ward D from 3 until 5 am then it'll be Ward C until 6 and the corridor after that...'

Prison Visits

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"... No, I'm not your Bert. I think you've got the wrong number."

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'While you're serving time, Bowman, I'll be blaming my misdeeds on 'Harkins'.'

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

'Arthur you've got a visitor.'

'Visiting time! Hide your grapes!'

'You've lots of time on your hands, why don't you takeup knitting....?'

Maternity Ward: No Children Allowed

"Wrap it up, sir. Schadenfreude visiting hours are almost over."