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'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'
'They're not hymn numbers - she's showing off her figure!'
Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.
"I can assure you that your measurements are safe with me."
'She's gonna take some forgetting - after all she was 45' 18' 36'!'
'Yes,I got her number alright-38-22-36!'
"Underneath all that,lies a perfect 38"22"36"!!"
"She's 23-38-44 but she has pretty money"
"When you mentioned in your advert your vital statistics were 34-24-34. I didn�t realise you were talking about one of your leg measurements"
'Yikes! And I thought my human doctor had cold hands!!!'