Viticulture Cartoons and Comics

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'

'Yeah, I've got the new guy working on table wines. He seems to be getting the hang of it.'

'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"No thanks Bruce, I tried it once but I didn't like it."

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'As long as it's not as a white, I'll chance it.'

'Hold up a sec! I'm feeling really guilty about all the destruction we've caused to vineyards around the world...Okay, I'm over it.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Who's the new guy?'

'I don't get it. Ask him to start over.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'