Vodka Cartoons and Comics

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

Bar Bar

Expert on Russia

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Did I dream this or are we about to dip into the strategic vodka reserves?"

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

Carl's Hands Off!!

"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"

"Take us to your vodka."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."