Vodka Cartoons and Comics

The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Do you think terrorists could ever poison the vodka supply?"

"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

Bar Bar

Expert on Russia

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Did I dream this or are we about to dip into the strategic vodka reserves?"

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"I don't suppose you know how to fix me a drink?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'I don't care how you did things where you worked before.'

'Have you considered it might be something other than deomonic possession that's responsible for the green vomit and foul language?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"