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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"Hi, you've reached Kara's phone. Mom, you're the only one who calls me so go ahead and leave a voice mail."
'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'
"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."
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"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'
4 Panel - on how aggrivating voice mail and computerized answering can be.
"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"
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"Hi, this is Larry, the warm, human voice that pops in during your exasperating tour through our company's automated phone answering system, gets your hopes up and then dashes them to the rocks before you can utter a word. Please hold!"
"That's my voice mail."
"I'm sorry, I'm either in a meeting or away from my hat..."
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The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
Tags:schizophrenia, schizophrenic, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, voices, hearing voices, voices in head, voice mail, voicemail, inbox, voice mail inbox, messages, messaging, tech, technology, telephones, phones, telephony, automation, answering services
'Regarding the job opening, we received your voice mail...and we don't care for your voice.'
'I tell you. trying to get ahold of the right person can be a major undertaking! I've been pressing buttons for five minutes trying to find someone that can answer my question!' - 'Call for you on line three.' - (Looking at phone)
"My fax, e-mail, and voice mail are plotting against me!"
"You have no new messages."
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'This is a recording???'
Voice Mail Jail.
Tags:voice mail, customer service, customer services, customer, customers, voice mails, voice-mail, voice-mails, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, hotline, hotlins, call line, call lines, helpline, helplines, phone extension, hold, phone extensions, frustration, frustrations, exasperation
Norman was begining to grasp the limitations of modern technology.
"I leave messages in the pussycats' little voice-mail boxes. Sometimes they get back to me. Sometimes they don't."
"Linda, how far away from my desk do I have to be to use the 'I'm away from my desk' voice mail message?"
"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
Tags:parent, parents, wealthy parent, wealthy parents, message, answering machine, answering machines, answerphone, answerphones, lazy, laziness, phone call, phone calls, landline, landlines, voice mail, voice mails, messages, leave a message, cold call, cold calls, unwanted, undesirable, annoyance, annoyances