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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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animal, animals, animal sounds, animal noises, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, cow, cows, chicken, chickens, pig, pigs, sheep, song, songs, children's song, children's songs, old macdonald had a farm, lyrics, famous, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, voice mail, voice mails, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, cluck, baa, moo, oink, technology"Hi, you've reached Kara's phone. Mom, you're the only one who calls me so go ahead and leave a voice mail."
"I'm sorry I'm not available to answer you personally right now. Please leave your name and a message with the time and date you tried to reach me, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please wait for the beep."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voicemail box, telephone, telephones, greeting, greetings, ignored, ignoring, ignore, technology, couples argument, couples dispute, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, couples therapy, couples therapist, marriage therapist, marriage therapy"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, missed call, missed calls, call back, calling back, twilight, night, nighttime, darkness, dark, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, vampire, vampires, coffin, coffins, casket, casket, sleeping, asleep, technology, modern life, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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bronx cheer, bronx cheers, raspberry, raspberries, blow a raspberry, blows a raspberry, blowing a raspberries, voicemail, voicemails, voice mail, voice mails, answering machine, answering machines, villain, villains, villainous, ceo, ceos, unpopular, unpopularity, hated, secretary, secretaries, executive, executives, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, out of office"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."
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tide, tides, beach, beach trip, beach trips, beach holiday, beach holidays, seashell, seashells, sea shell, sea shells, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voice mail, out of office, out of office reply, out of office replies, shell, shells, hear the ocean, hearing the ocean, conch, conches, tide going in, tide going out4 Panel - on how aggrivating voice mail and computerized answering can be.
"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"
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phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone message, phone messages, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a voicemail, voice mail, voice mail message, voice mail messages, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, irritation, irritations, on call, modern life"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."
The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
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schizophrenia, schizophrenic, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, voicemails, voice-mail, voice-mails, voices, hearing voices, voices in head, voice mail, voicemail, inbox, voice mail inbox, messages, messaging, tech, technology, telephones, phones, telephony, automation, answering services"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."
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answering machine, voicemail, voicemail box, message, leave a message, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, answer, answer the phone, telecom, telecommunications, landline, landlines, landline phone, landline phones, home phone, home phones, call, calling, calls, absurd, absurdism, surrealism, surreal, feigned casualness"If you check your voicemail you'll find I can be even more annoying than I am in person."
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, voicemail, office phone, romance, creep, creepy, annoying, annoying coworker, coworker, harass, harassment, harassing, human resources'I tell you. trying to get ahold of the right person can be a major undertaking! I've been pressing buttons for five minutes trying to find someone that can answer my question!' - 'Call for you on line three.' - (Looking at phone)
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office, business, work, phone, voice mail, workers, worker, phones, telephone, telephones, employee, employees, voicemail, voicemails, voice mails, work phone, works phone, dial, dialling, dialled, call centre, call centres, cold calling"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, royal, royalty, ruler, rulers, royal court, queen, queens, chancellor, chancellors, exchequer, exchequers, minister, ministers, minister of culture, culture, cultures, government, bureaucracy, palace, palaces, castle, castles, message, messages, press, speak, answering machine, answering machines, voicemail, voicemails, dial, dialing, dialling, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, call centre, call centres, call center, call centers, nap, napping, read, reading, book, books, television, television, tv, tvs, t.v., watch, watching, bored, boredom, jester, jesters, reception, receptionist, receptionists, modern life, medieval"This is the voicemail of Michel Barnier.For angry drunk ranting, press 1. For separate, weepy pleading, press 2. To just sorta breathe heavily into the phone for an extended period, press 3."
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drunk dialling, drunken dailling, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a message, thersa may, may, uk pm, uk priminister, previous primeministers, michel barnier, barnier, chief negotiator, brexit negotiator, brexit negotiations brexit negotiator, brexit, uk politics, british politics, brexit deal, brexiteer"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, technologies, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, king, kings, prince, princes, princess, princesses, monarch, monarchy, call forwarding, take a message, leave a message, voicemail, voicemail box, extension, extensions"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, businesswoman, businesswomen, boss, bosses, message, leave a message, take a message, voicemail, dentist, dentists, teeth, tooth, sharpen, sharpening, excuse, excuses, fang, fangs