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"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"Can we get back to you? He seems to have stepped away from his trousers."
"Hi, you've reached Kara's phone. Mom, you're the only one who calls me so go ahead and leave a voice mail."
"I'm sorry I'm not available to answer you personally right now. Please leave your name and a message with the time and date you tried to reach me, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Please wait for the beep."
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"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"
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'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'
Ed, you have six new messages.
"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'
"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."
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'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'
4 Panel - on how aggrivating voice mail and computerized answering can be.
"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"
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"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."
The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
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"This is Harold Nordley speaking..."
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'What kind of agent are you if you can't even get my phone hacked?'
"If you check your voicemail you'll find I can be even more annoying than I am in person."
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'I tell you. trying to get ahold of the right person can be a major undertaking! I've been pressing buttons for five minutes trying to find someone that can answer my question!' - 'Call for you on line three.' - (Looking at phone)
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"This is the voicemail of Michel Barnier.For angry drunk ranting, press 1. For separate, weepy pleading, press 2. To just sorta breathe heavily into the phone for an extended period, press 3."
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"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."
"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
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"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
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