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Old MacDonald Checks His Voice Mail.
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"Hi, you've reached Kara's phone. Mom, you're the only one who calls me so go ahead and leave a voice mail."
"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"
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'I don't have voice mail or email. . . I'm not accountable for anything.'
Ed, you have six new messages.
"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'
The voices in Preston's head preferred leaving voicemail messages.
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'I tell you. trying to get ahold of the right person can be a major undertaking! I've been pressing buttons for five minutes trying to find someone that can answer my question!' - 'Call for you on line three.' - (Looking at phone)
"Hello. You have reached the Palace. If you wish to speak to the King, press '1' now. If you wish to speak to the Queen, press '2' now. If you wish to speak to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, press '3' now. And if you wish to speak to the Minister of Cul
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"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."
Dave - We need you back at the office.
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"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."
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"They're out. It's the damn answering machine."
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"I hate calling her—she always picks up."
The Voice-Mail Box
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"You're not at all like your answering machine."
"You have reached someone who does not answer the phone after 8 p.m. If this is a matter of life and death, it will likely be resolved by morning."
"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"
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'...For someone who really cares call your mother.'
'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'
'You have no new phone messages because you are a loser.'
'I didn't get your message because I'm letting my voice mailbox fill up.'
'Once the neighborhood really gets into email and voicemail, we'll be out of here.'