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"I now believe in God."
"Pompeii wasn't built in a day, either, but it was destroyed in one fell swoop."
"The gods have mixed feelings."
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"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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'I'm a just-in-time imports/exports executive - I should've gone home Tuesday week!'
"Looks like your sacrifice fly wasn't enough to appease the Gods."
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'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'
Clowns and Volcanic Erruption
"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."
Anger management therapy for volcanoes.
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'Also, you'll never have to spend a penny for heat.'
"Where's the fire, pal?"
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Volcanic eruption wasn't me - Gordon Brown
'Dude, get a tissue.'
'One day people will look back and say, 'Pompeii; now that town knew how to party'!'
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"Nah, climate change isn't real."
"You were supposed to sacrifice a virgin...not a vegetarian..."
'Every time I have a crush on a girl, she gets thrown into the volcano.'
Volcano Smoke Signals.
'Not long ago, soot didn't hurt.'
We're leading off with the Icelandic volano.
'I think today is Ash Wednesday literary.'
'When it started sputtering I called a seismologist.'